Bahahaha!!!

While working on garden analysis posts to be scheduled for later, a couple of comments showed up in my dashboard, pending approval.

I won’t be approving them, but I just have to share them with my regular visitors.

I just love it when people make fools of themselves sending hate mail. Check this first one out.

Randy
3 hours ago
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Analyzing our 2024 Garden: peas, beans, carrots and greens

You must be a total rookie gardener.

The first thing to do is keep the deer out of your garden. FENCES are your friend. Why on earth would you allow cats access to your garden? Can’t you afford a litter box?

There is a site called All America Selections (AAS). Go there to find varieties that work. Most things I grow were AAS selections, I have only been burned by AAS varieties a couple times.

When it comes to seed viability the smaller seeds last the longest. I keep carrot seeds for 5 years or more and they sprout while pea seeds only last for 2-3 years.

Hint: a good carrot variety is Scarlet Nantes, an AAS recommended carrot from the 1930’s, a consistent reliable producer, make sure you thin them or you get crap as you will with any carrot that isn’t thinned.

Green beans, yuck!

Cleary, this is someone who hasn’t read anything else on this blog, or he wouldn’t have said what he did about the deer or the cats, for starters. Nor any of the other stuff, to be honest.

Randy, I don’t know how you found this blog (interesting that your user name is not linked, so you get to barf all over people’s blogs, and no one can follow you back to your own profile or blog – what a coward!), but you might want to actually spend some time reading it before making judgmental comments. Otherwise, you’re just making a fool of yourself.

Actually, you’re making a fool of yourself, just writing trash like this.

Also, do you really think that I’m going to read some random person saying “Green beans, yuck!” and think, “oh, no! Some dude on the internet doesn’t like green beans! That means I need to stop liking them or growing them!”

Seriously. Get over yourself.

Oh, and then he left this comment, too.

randy
2 hours ago
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Analyzing our 2024 Garden: peas, beans, carrots and greens

You are a total fucking idiot.

Einstein said the definition of stupidity was doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result. You kept planting beans so the deer could continue to feast on your beans? STUPID!

Gardening is hard work and you don’t work hard to feed deer you moron! Put up some fences you dope.

Also, why would you create a blog to tell the world how stupid you are?

Wake up and die right.

Oh, Randy, you precious little snowflake. So stunning! So brave!

Thank for the laugh. You have no idea how much you’re embarrassing yourself.

The Re-Farmer