Makin’ Mayo

Today, my daughters cracked open a new jar of mayonnaise that we bought just a couple of days ago, and discovered the seal was cracked.

Which means it had been sitting in our cupboard, with the vacuum seal broken.

So, that got thrown out.

Since we weren’t about to drive into town just to buy a jar of mayonnaise, and I happened to have the ingredients, I made a quick batch.

This is an easy mayonnaise recipe from the home economics cookbook I got from when I was in junior high school – a cookbook that is still one of my most used, because it’s filled with basic recipes like this one.

Homemade Mayonnaise

I also have these handy little pint canning jars to use to store it, too. :-)  Since this is an uncooked version, I sterilized them first.

mayonnaise ingredients

The ingredients are pretty basic; dry mustard, salt, paprika (that is the amount in the recipe; when I’ve made it in the past, I usually used just a pinch), a large egg, vinegar and oil.

While you can adjust how much paprika is used, to taste, the quantities of the rest of the ingredients should stay the same.  That doesn’t mean you can’t get creative, though!  I’ve made this using olive oil, and avocado oil can be used as well.  You can use one egg, or two egg yolks.  Instead of white vinegar, try another light vinegar, such as white wine vinegar.  I wouldn’t use a dark vinegar, such as balsamic, as it would be overpowering, but go ahead and try it, if you want.  I’ve even successfully used prepared mustard instead of dry (not the bright yellow kind, but there are a lot of flavourful Dijon mustards out there that will work quite well).

The important thing about making mayonnaise is in creating the emulsion.  The original recipe was written before electric mixers were common, and the instructions say to add the oil, one drop at a time, while beating vigorously until it thickens!  Even with an electric mixer, it’s important to add the oil slowly.  Just a thin drizzle.

The need to thoroughly beat in the oil, as it is slowly being added, requires a bowl that is small and deep.  I used my 4 cup measuring cup, because even the bowl that came with my stand mixer was too big for a single recipe.  If I had doubled it, it would have worked fine.

If you are using a blender, immersion blender or food processor, however, the blades turn so quickly, it emulsifies before you know it!  Just add the oil in a steady stream.

Here is the original recipe, with my modifications added in [brackets].

Mayonnaise

1 tsp dry mustard [can use equal amount of prepared mustard, such as a dijon]
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp paprika [can be reduced to taste, or none at all for an almost white mayonnaise]
1 large egg or 2 yolks
1 cup salad oil [can be any vegetable oil, olive oil, or avocado oil]
2 Tbsp vinegar [white vinegar or any light vinegar of choice]

  1. In a small but deep bowl, mix spices and egg
  2. Add oil one drop at a time, beating constantly until and emulsion forms (mixture thickens). [If using an electric mixer, pour the oil in a steady stream no larger than a pencil.]
  3. Beat in 1 Tbsp vinegar and the remaining oil in larger quantities. [Using an electric mixer, you can add all the vinegar now, or after all the oil has been added.]
  4. Add remaining vinegar and beat vigorously. [Pour into sterilized container.] Refrigerate.

 

Hint: let the egg come to room temperature, first.

Note: if the emulsion refuses to form and “breaks” (one of the reasons buying mayonnaise can be preferred!), it might still be rescued.  Take an egg yolk and beat it in another small, deep bowl.  Then, slowly add the broken mayonnaise, a little bit at a time, while beating vigorously.

If that still doesn’t work… well… there’s always the grocery store! :-D

The Re-Farmer

Something new

Well, something new to us, anyhow!

One of our errands yesterday was at the international grocery store in the city.  Right at the doorway, their new seasonal fruit or vegetable display table had jackfruit.

We have never tried jackfruit before.

My husband picked up Amazon Prime, since we have all of 2 channels on our Farmer Vision, and they both kinda suck, so he could watch movies or TV.  I tried going through their movies and found next to nothing that interested me, so I went looking through the TV shows and found A Taste of History.  I’ve made it to season four, and have really been enjoying it.  I also happened to watch an episode recently that included jackfruit.

So we decided to buy some.

Not a whole one – those things are massive!  But they did have some in pre-cut chunks.

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After a busy morning that included a dump run and finally moving the rest of the pile of trees from beside the driveway gate, we decided to give the jackfruit a try with lunch.

Thinking of what I saw on the show, I got the pieces cleaned out.

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There is a lot for the compost out of that one wedge!

As a taste test, all we did was give it a try, as is.

I admit to come trepidation, as I’ve read of it as being similar to durian.  My older daughter and I tried a durian drink once, long ago, and were pretty horrified.  More by the fleshy texture than the flavour, which we were no fan of, all on its own!

This, however, has a very light pineapple flavour.  No acidity to it, really.  The texture is much denser; almost rubbery. It was the texture that put off my younger daughter.  My older daughter likes it, while my husband flat out refused to try it! :-D

Only after did I look up what to do with jackfruit, and read that I apparently should have worn gloves, or oiled the jackfruit, the cutting knife and cutting surface, because of its sticky sap that’s hard to clean up.

I had no problem cleaning up.

I also read that it makes a good meat substitute.  Particularly as a pulled “pork.”  With the texture of it, I can almost see how that would work.

Nah.  Who am I kidding?  The texture isn’t at all like meat, and it just tastes like pineapple without the acidity.  Maybe that changes with cooking, but I am doubtful.

With this small wedge, we didn’t bother doing anything to it, and my older daughter and I shared it, raw.

From what I’ve read, the seeds can be boiled like potatoes, for about half and hour, and eaten.  There wasn’t enough in the wedge we got to bother trying that.

Final call: 2:2 for and against.  So while we might get a small wedge again some day, we’ll probably never pick up a whole jackfruit.

I’m glad we tried it, though. :-)

The Re-Farmer

Well, that was longer than expected

The plan was; head out in the late morning to get the tires torqued, then keep on going for a quick trip to the city.

Seven hours later, we finally get home!

But before I get into that, here’s what we got to come home to.

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Strange bird…

So one are the things that I’ve noticed lately is that as the temperatures cool the birds seem more and more dependent on assistance for feeding. Now the good news is that the feed we use for deer is essentially widely varied bird seeds. It saves us a bit of money since we can simply buy deer feed and feed both.

So going out to feed them today I assumed that they would come back once I left, as usual… Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who thought this.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Korvo.

Catching up on cats

Here are some photos from yesterday to entertain you. :-)

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As my younger daughter and I were getting ready to head into town to pick up the rest of a prescription refill, we got accosted.  Doom Guy came right over for attention, but when I picked him up, he didn’t want to be held in my arms.  He wanted to perch!

Then my daughter came out, and Beep Beep was just all over her!

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She was rolling all over her shoulder, and pushing herself against my daughter’s head.

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Then kept on twisting and turning.  Until she fell off and landed on my daughter’s purse before we finally got her off so we could leave!

What a face!

While in town, we remembered to swing by a liquor store.  We spotted a beer bread mix which, of course, requires beer.  The company that made the bread mix is also a small brewery, and I even found the exact brand.

I got two cans.  One for baking, one for tasting! :-D

We shall see how it turns out!

The Re-Farmer

New Lights

I replaced the old Christmas lights on the fence with the new indoor/outdoor LED lights yesterday, and left them on.

Then I waited until full dark before checking on them. :-)

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At first, I didn’t think I’d be able to get any photos, then remembered that I have a “pro” setting on my phone that allows me to adjust ISO and aperture settings.  Well.  The virtual ones, anyhow.  These are the two extremes of what I got, after playing around with the settings.

The strings of lights are slightly longer than the old ones, and they have at least double the number of bulbs.

My brother tells me the lights used to have a timer in the garage.  I know I saw one, but couldn’t find it.  We do have at least one in the house, and I even know where it is, so I will set that up later. :-)

I’m rather happy with them.  According to the box, up to 20 strings can be added together, without causing problems.  I certainly have no plans to do that, but they are inexpensive enough that I might pick up a couple more to extend away from the gate.  As I eventually clean up the fence line in the other direction, it would be nice to have them strung all the way to the corner. :-)

The Re-Farmer

 

Cruising for trouble…

Do you remember back when you were a teenager you and your friends would go out and innocently look for trouble? Yeah, this is exactly what they’re doing. They’re taking turns batting at a moth and I swear at least one of them is acting as Lookout…